Have you ever been caught pissing

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You ever been caught peeing outside?

only once, was peeing on side of building and some dude walking his dog walked by just staring at me lmao. like im squatting facing him, laughing cuz i cant really do anything mid pee but to just let this moment sink in. he was like 10 feet away from me and it felt like he was was walkng forvever. he looked genuinely confused looking at me tho.
Only time I've urinated outside, was driving through the mountains. I pullint a bit of a spot along the side of the mt, and had the car to cover me just in case. Peeing by moonlight is quite relaxing.
Yeah, once

I was hammered, I was peeing on a wall, then a dude out of nowhere told me "wtf are you doing it's my store you dumbass" I was like oh okay it's not a big deal sorry bye lol
Yeah, I'm a gardener so clients sometimes don't open the bathroom to us.

I walked down the block and went on a bush. About mid piss, the owner knocks on the window and I turn round with my dick in my hand. I was so bundled up and bearded he assumed I was homeless, good day....good day.
funny i saw a porn gif on 4chan with this girl peeing on the camera for a fetish and her neighbor busted her lol
Only time I've urinated outside, was driving through the mountains. I pullint a bit of a spot along the side of the mt, and had the car to cover me just in case. Peeing by moonlight is quite relaxing.
How is it possible that you've only pissed outside once?

Wtf
My friend was pissing against a wall after a night out once and the police came by and spotted him. One of them stupidly tapped him on the shoulder mid-stream and he was so fucked he just continued pissing as he turned around and pee'd all over his leg. Was great. He got fined £60 for it but can you really put a price on a good story?

I have been told I went to piss in a grit box once and the police drove by and flashed their siren and I screamed and ran away, but I was black out drunk at the time so I don't remember any of this lol.

I also almost pissed on a homeless man before. I went to pee against a tree in the meadows in the pitch dark, had my dick out ready to spray, then something moved and I was like holy shit, realised some homeless guy was wrapped up sleeping under the tree. Would have felt so shitty if I hadn't noticed in time.